From: <aimee>
Date: Mon, 19 Jul 1999 00:03:55 -0400
To: "yours truly" <meinl59@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Freak Fodder
Dear Grandma,
First off, I realize that you worked really hard to appear brilliant here, and I know it must have
strained your poor addled mind, but let me point out a few things:
1. Cleavage does not protrude, it is actually an indentation between the breasts. If I
was protruding cleavage, I'd hope someone would rush me to the hospital.
2. Breasts, on the other hand, do protrude. There really isn't much we larger chested
girls can do about that unless we revert back to the days of binding them down with strips
of cloth or schedule some major surgery. I do wear bras most of the time, they fit quite
nicely, but thanks for being concerned. I sense you are dissatisfied with your own drooping
appendages, and I would be happy to recommend a good surgeon.
3. Top 100 cams is not my 'opening site'. It would be nice if I could own everything in the
world besides your envy, but for now those voting sites are run by other people and I am
simply one of the masses of cam links presented.
4. I am sorry you live in a trailer park, but you really shouldn't sit around and wait for
'someone' to take out the trash...just pull on your old housecoat, cover the big pink curlers
on your head with one of those plastic rain caps and shuffle your ass out there yourself.
(be sure not to let any of the 19 cats you own slip out the door when you go out)
5. Rouge is not generally applied on the neck, and in this century most people refer to it as
blush. Sometimes, granny, I wish you'd step into the 90s but I realize that you find comfort
in your senility.
6. If you were, by chance indicating that I was a redneck (which is something I freely admit
throughout my numerous web pages) ...thanks, I'm perfectly proud to live in the South.
7. I think Target is much better than Wal-Mart. They have tank tops for like 3 bucks.
8. I don't follow your fishing analogy, but I'm not cutting off my breasts just so you can
get through your 'obsession with random cam girls with breasts' phase. Seek therapy instead.
9. Bite me.
10. For every 1 freak email, I get about 200 really nice ones. I don't mind that ratio a bit and
I truly believe that I could appear in full body armor and still generate freak mail. There lives
on the net a swarming hive of people who hide behind anonymous names and email addresses (for
example...hotmail) and actively seek to insult, trash, or generally annoy others...I sense you are
hoping to one day be queen bee.
11. I really like my freak mail and it doesn't annoy me, it makes me laugh.
12. My fans really like reading my freak mail.
13. I'm so thankful for your concern about who I do and do not meet through my cam site, but if by
'interesting people' you mean people like yourself, I think I'll take a raincheck.
14. What the hell is a communally rewarding relationship and is that available on AOL?
15. Did you write every female on the net who shows cleavage (and dear god...even real live BOOBS)
or am I special? Must be nice to be living off social security & welfare like that so that you
have ALL day long to write email to strangers.
Perhaps you should subscribe to the idea of finding some financing for plastic surgery or better
yet, a good therapist so that you will be happier with yourself instead of obsessing over my breasts.
I will continue to dress in whatever manner I feel happy with . Fact is, granny...this is my personal
web site and it doesn't have to make sense, you don't have to like it, and I can do whatever I want.
It reflects my thoughts, opinions, and because I do have breasts, I think I'll express them, too. In
fact, I'm going to dedicate every new cleavage shot especially to you. I might even have a 'cleavage'
night and invite all of my well-endowed friends over to join in and protrude with me. Suffer.
Affectionately overflowing,
Aimee
