Freak of the Week #7 -- John
07/15/1999

Out of the goodness of my heart (surprised?) I have deleted this goofball's name and email address because he gave out so much specific information about himself that could damage his life. (maybe I AM nice after all). I also showed much restraint and didn't post the pics. Honestly, it was only because I didn't want to cause a wave of nausea across the internet. If I hear anything else from him, things may change.

From: "John (last name deleted)" <***@prodigy.net>
Date: Wed, 07 Jul 1999 23:34:00 -0500
To: <aimee>
Subject: Hey !!

I found your site and You look so sexy !

I'm amazed : ))

Anyhow I'm John My home is in Exton Pennsyvainia 34 miles West of Philadelphia . I'm temporally living in Blue Springs Missouri . 20 mile east of Kansas City . It's ok I rather be back on the east coast ! The company I work for moved me out here.

<cut some uninteresting specifics out here>

I like to travel with work but not like this. I'm use to working at one place and if they say I need you to go here and work on a problem , I head out and come back and stay for a while.

The main problem they got kids working in the booths and don't care or want to help keep the equipment in good shape.

I also joined adult friend finder here is my profile tell me what you think does it sound ok!

Well!! Lets see!! I'm a 35 year old male. 5'10" short brown hair and brown eyes. Well hung ! I have pic's !! : ) I enjoy movies,watching the stars and hanging out at the night clubs on the weekend !!.I also enjoy going to nude beaches and resorts in my spare time. I'm very honest and caring.I'm the type of person that will go out of their way for someone.I enjoy romatic dinners and spending time together.I'm very open and understanding. I don't play mind games and don't believe in one night stands. I believe in true friendship and communication . If you want to know something about me just ask. If you interested in in a some fun E-Mail me !

Looking for a cute !! : ) 18 to 36 year old caucasian female who is caring,honest and outgoing for frienship that could possibly lead to long term relationship. I am also open for discreet relationships or 1 on 1 sex. Must be drug and disease free. I'm not picky on the body size.I like short women But not over 5'10" dress Size 8 to plus > 130lbs and up . I get really turned on by BBW women ,short BBW women, women with cellulite, clean shaven *****'s , and sometimes hair under the arms. If your interested in meeting someone who is not too picky about their body >> I would like to hear from you ! Let's have some fun ! : I would like to hear from you !

How does this sound ! Do you have any inputs to add , does it sound to wierd !!

Anyhow I'm sending you some pic's only because I think you very nice.

Keep up the nice work on the cam I love you site. And you so Sexy ! : )

John
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From: <aimee>
Date: Thu, 08 Jul 1999 00:36:13 -0400
To: John <****@prodigy.net>
Subject: Re: Hey!!

Dear John,

Thanks so much for the naked pictures of yourself. I can't tell you how happy it makes me to check mail and find that there is a huge file attachment from a stranger containing pornography. What more could anyone want? I think actually I'd rather have a root canal than have to look at naked pictures of someone who should have NEVER gotten undressed in front of a camera in the first place.

Anyway, I'm going to give you my input on your ad as you requested. First off, why not just erase all of it and put in these words that are a short summary of your ad:

"HELP, I have no idea how to communicate with women, yet somehow I still think I have a chance at getting laid if I show that I'm not that picky"

This might inspire some pity sex from a few bored or lonely women or maybe a few transsexuals if you're lucky. Secondly, I would refrain from sending out the nudie pics to friends and strangers alike. There are some things that should be kept between you and your camera (and the blow-up doll). Next suggestion, spell check & some basic English classes...maybe you could read your stuff before you send it? Also, too many exclamation points cause your genitals to shrivel up and fall off. Last, but not least...know this: I am not particularly nice and if you ever again become overwhelmed by the urge to send me this sort of crap, make sure you want it posted for everyone to see.

Wishing you all the best,

Aimee
President
Not Nice Net Girls Inc.
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