Freak of the Week #3 -- Dan
05/31/1999
"Dan" has the honor of being my third Freak of the Week, on the basis of the following letter:
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From: "Dan"
Date: Sun, 30 May 1999 00:04:38 -0400
To: <aimee>
Subject: ?
"But I digress..." Do you think that you might be up on a
fucking high horse? I would think that you might cut some people
some slack!
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Dear Dan,
I'm sorry that the phrase "but I digress" offends you. Perhaps you should
look up the meaning of it because it really shouldn't be offensive and
merely served to show that I had gone off the subject which is something I
tend to do. If I was on a 'fucking high horse' as you so eloquently put it,
I wouldn't care. But I digress....
As far as cutting people some slack... I'm not really sure why you would think
I would cut people some slack. Is there some rule I don't know about? I find
it difficult to believe, Dan, that if someone wrote you repeated insulting emails
that you would find it in your heart to cut them some slack. Maybe you're better
than me. Maybe you like it when people insult you. Maybe your horse is shorter...
who knows? Oops...I'm digressing again.
For you, Dan, I'm going to turn over a new leaf. I'm going to buy a shorter horse
even. I'm going to embrace every nasty, mean, rude and insulting email lovingly
and I'm starting with yours. I'm going to make an effort to never digress again.
I'm going to be the poster girl for chicks with cams that are nauseatingly sweet
and nice. But I digress while I exude sarcasm....
To answer your email succinctly: Maybe and not a chance, idiot.
Love,
Aimee
Bitch on a High Horse
(holding a hefty dictionary)
((digressing))
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