Aimee's Freak of the Week

Freak of the Week #23 -- Shawn

05/03/2000

Do you ever think that I'm the only one who gets freak mail? Well, now my freaks are branching out in new directions and sending mail to my friends. Cool, huh?

My pal Bruce, over at http://www.br00se.com got this freak mail and kindly shared it with me:

From: <Shawn.Nielsen@hurlburt.af.mil>
Date: Mon, 24 Apr 2000 01:55:54 -0400
To: <bruce@brucecam.iwarp.com>
Subject: Aimee

Why the heck do you have a picture af Aimee???? Is she your Girly???? She has nothing nice to say about anybody. She is the biggest male basher I have ever known. Her little web picture has her showing mega (and boy do I mean MEGA!!!!!) cleavage, when I asked her to show it, she got all bent out of shape. If you advertise something....you better be able to back it up........got it!!! Do you see something wrong here? Really.....I'm not a hating person, I like to live and have fun, but when you have a person like Aimee always judging and putting people down...it makes you want to reach through the screen and choke the living shit out of her!!!!! Good luck with her...you must be part female to be able to tolerate her......Oh....by the way........I'M NOT A FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shawn is apparently tired of the daily abuse he receives for being the 'overly feminine boy on base'. (evident by the caps and the multiple exclamation points following the anti-gay statement) It must be hard to have to go online to pretend to be a big, tough heterosexual man, only to find that even girls on the web reject you. It's amusing that someone who so vehemently denies his gayness would choose to contact a male friend of mine...isn't it? It's kind of pitiful and we can only pray that he isn't actually expected to do anything important that would jeopardize the country if we were at war. (I'm guessing that he's in charge of passing out the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' propaganda) It's obvious he is making fabulous use of the military internet access by frantically searching for porn....our tax dollars hard at work.

I'd also like to take a moment to stress the importance of seeking therapy for all delusional people. If I'm a bad person because I judge, put people down and don't have anything good to say...does that make Shawn a good person for bashing me, gays, Bruce, and threatening to choke me all while insisting that he is 'not a hating person'? All this simply because he didn't get to look at some boobs. If I had stripped on command, would all of my flaws been magically erased? What's the matter, Shawn...can you not afford to rent a porno? Or perhaps you're too afraid to go in the video store and find yourself inexplicably drawn to the man on man videos (with musicals running a close second)? My best friend is gay and he tells me that 'he who denies the loudest, is the gayest'. Think about it, Shawn...and get back to me when you start being all that you can be and begin looking for a few good men.

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