Freak of the Week #21 -- Bryan (revisited)
04/26/2000

Is it really Bryan again? So soon?
You need to read this first if you aren't
familiar with my biggest fan. Stay tuned as we take another trip into
inadequate stalkerville.
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From: "Michael B. McCoy" <ae103@acorn.net>
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2000 23:10:35 EST
To: <aimee>
Subject: Happy Valentine's Day....
Well guess what day this is for me!?!.........(clue) happend long ago,
(you were accidentally let out of the mental institution?)
you think you know (something) about IT,
(IT? IT being schizophrenia, mental retardation, clueless morons who have nothing better to do than to PRETEND to stalk other people? Just guesses...)
and will only "learn from "(IT") and no..."IT" is not giving "Jeff" (poor guy) a straw to " suck ur ass" .. when he don't do what you tell him"
(Jeff would respond here, but I told him he couldn't and we can't find the straw. Whatever that means...is this guy on crack?)
......CATCH "ya"............. (ohhh scary)
latter ur buddy bry. --
(tip#2) the dress is to short for the thong when playing "pool"....
(I never saw tip#1, Is that in the Official Moron's Guide To Stalking, Stalking For Dummies, or the Complete Loser Without A Life Manual?)
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'bry' takes a step further into insanity. I notice he's got another ISP now..perhaps he
lost his cable connection? How upsetting, it may have just pushed him over the edge. I
have no idea what he's talking about, although I got the distinct feeling that he was
trying to insinuate that he had seen me playing pool or some such nonsense. I guess I
feel safe because I don't wear dresses when I go out, I haven't played pool in months,
and I only wear thongs on special occasions. (when I mow the lawn or cook) You have to
wonder WHY he would write me at all. Does he have a valid reason for continuing to send
these cryptic, psychotic emails? Is there a valid reason for all those quotation marks?
Is there a limit to the number of questions I can ask using the word valid?
These questions and more will be answered on the next installment of "Bry, the stalker guy".
Stay tuned!
Special thanks goes to all the people who responded to Bry's last freak feature with concern
and info. I still think it's an awfully long commute from Ohio to NC just to stalk someone,
but you never know. He doesn't seem to have anything better to do, does he? Someone should
tell his mommy to buy him more toys to keep him occupied.
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