Freak of the Week #2 -- Jo
05/18/1999
My second Freak of the Week was awarded to "Jo", who wrote in as follows:
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From: "joeb"
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 1999 14:18:46 -0700
To: <aimee>
Subject: hi there
Well your right to the point would just like to know who ruined you
to me it looks like you have a sorry look on life?????????????
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Dear Jo,
Well first off, let me take a moment to commend your grammar skills.
I wonder who ruined your teachers early in life so that they were unable
to explain the difference between your and you're, the use of commas, and
of course...that question marks are usually preceded by an actual question.
But I digress...
I guess I actually should thank you for writing, here I was, sitting
around like a normal person, without even knowing that I was ruined.
Imagine it! I'm not sure how I missed it. I didn't have an expiration
date or anything. I intend to start an investigation immediately and
determine who exactly it was that ruined me and I promise to let you know
as soon as I find out. I strongly suspect my parents or any of those evil,
horrible guys I've dated. I just hope none of them read this because I
remain friends with all of those ex-boyfriends just for kicks. Once they
all find out I'm ruined...well I'm sure they will no longer speak to me much
less let me bash them in my spare time.
But Jo, really...if I am ruined, why wouldn't I have a "sorry look on life"?
Don't ruined people have the right to be pissed off? I mean...come on Jo...
we're RUINED for god's sake, we have no future....unless maybe we want to take
up teaching adult education classes in writing. Try to have some compassion.
Sincerely,
Aimee
President
Ruined Net Girls, INC.
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