From: "mccoy,b.m." <bmmccoy@neo.rr.com>
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 1999 02:52:29 -0500
To: <aimee>
Subject: Homepage

That is cool...I never thought you would get pissed. I sure did not mean to disrespect you on your own "deal" I truly thought you could sence the humor. I think you are funny and cute, it is not very often that one finds somebody on the same wavelength on this thing. I was not going to ask you to get naked or to date me(although you are my type) that is why I took the time to check out your site and hang-out. we have alot of the same intrest....and yes I date I live in Ohio my name is Bryan Im 33yrs old own my own business.....and I am totaly capable of just making friends with females. Just wanted to "kick-it" with you, did not mean to spook you.(maybe came on to strong,sorry) but I really do admire the fine art a sarcasim. but this is already "way too much sugar for a dime" So now go make fun of my winnie long letter"

have a nice day(have to maybe tell you what that really means someday, you would appreciate) a "could have been a "bud."

Bryan

(I did not respond, not even to point out the apparent sad state of education in Ohio....I figured if I didn't like him in the chat room, chances were good that I was not going to like him now, even with all the compliments. Please notice that he thinks I'm funny, cute, and his 'type'...this might come in handy later)

From: "mccoy,b.m." <bmmccoy@neo.rr.com>
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 1999 21:37:37 -0500
To: <aimee>
Subject: A missunderstanding, from (maybe) a worth while friend

Hi Aimee,

My name is "Bryan", I live in Ohio (yes a "yank") but I am a "hillbilly":-) at heart. I am Italian,33yrs.old. And the reason I am writing you is to try to clear up a misunderstanding (on your part :-) but it was my fault. I jumped into you're chat room and started of trying to "kick it" with you and you had no idea who I was or where I was coming from and you booted me out (remember "Valor") maybe not, you more than likely have to do that on some what a regular basis. Anyway I tried to email you to let you know I did not mean to come on that strong.(Sorry:-(. The only reason I even came around your site is a friend mentioned it to me (knowing I have nothing to do with "web-sleez") thought it would be cool to check it out, and I liked it! I do think you are really cute but most of all I think you are funny, smart,(no I am not trying to impress you... just say what I think), and we do think very much alike, from what you share on you're site.by the way you do look hot with a gun (ha-ha). So if you are still even reading this, What I am going to do is send you a few email's from my personal ad and folder, they are kind of long (not that this is not long enough) but I am long winded (can't help it, I am a "radio" operator) The whole REASON for this (you might ask) is not because I am trying to date you or get you to flash me (not that would not be great!)no...no.. kiding, see I told you was a "fellow" love of sarcasim. but is that I think a good way to get to know a littel about a person is to watch how they interact with other people, like on you're site. and just thought we could be at least... friendly?. This will be my first and only attempt trying to make a friend on this "thing" that is why I am going this far.Not because I am hard-up for friends I am sure we could live with out each other:-) but I did spend about a week hanging out off and on around your site, and hope to make it some what worth while. If you do take the time to read please do take you're time you might decide I am worth AT LEAST some kind of RESPONS? even if it is to tell me to get lost or to correct my spelling (I do not always use my spell check...sorry, I will try) or make fun of me, not that I mind... but please do not list on you freak thing at least not the one with some of my personal stuff. I see that you most of the time give at least one warning. So Please be gental with me...it's my first time ;-0 Bye for now (or forever) up to you I will not ever bother you again. If you do want to respond use email or IM. my screen name is kb8rtn(keep that to yourself...please) hope you and Jeff have a nice Holiday

GOD Bless,

Bryan

P.S. (I know " go die already") but if you do decide to give it a shot (yes, she sighs... at you're head!) I thought there is something you might want to know about the business end of you're "deal" that you may or may not already know or care. .......................hope to at least to hear from you once. bye,bry.:-)

(Not only do I get an even longer, detailed version of the first email, he also sends me 5 other emails at the same time. This included his personal ad and some responses that he received to his personal ad. WHY would anyone think I wanted to see that? I get enough of my own mail without having to read someone else's. Bottom line....why is it so important to him that I like him? He has apparently read my web pages, he knows I don't enjoy being annoyed, but he persists. Note again that I'm cute, hot, and funny.)

From: "mccoy,b.m." <bmmccoy@neo.rr.com>
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 1999 21:39:32 -0500
To: <aimee>
Subject: From "Bryan"

Hello, thanks for taking time to check out my ad. I am a 33yr. Old male, I am approx. 6ft. Tall, I weigh about 220lbs. I have a football player build (I have been referred to as "a big teddy-bear" by some) very fit, I work out often but Not fitness "freak". I am Italian, dark short hair and dark eyes, "clean cut". But I can do long hair, facial hair or none, Currently a small "goat" I have a couple piercing but currently not wearing jewelry and a few tattoos. I am very clean and Expect that no matter how rich or poor one might be soap, water, and toothpaste are still easy to come by. Don't get me Wrong I don't expect someone to get off work or just done working out to smell like a rose but you know what I mean. I can Dress up, dress down (super sharp in a suit) "kick it" with buddies or sit down and dine with business executives. I love the LORD, like kids and adore animals. (I have a super cool dog) I also enjoy amateur radio, photography, biking, hiking, driving, Etc. and most anything in between. (Not big on dancing) I like almost any music except rap, opera, or "boo-oho" stuff. I am A self-employed businessman. (Electronics parts, shipping and service, also domain name broker) I do well and plan on doing Much better. I am a good listener; I am a "giver" I get pleasure in giving pleasure (to the right woman) I believe in honesty, Respect, and "say what you mean and mean what you say". I am looking for a GOD loving woman with a pretty personality And pretty face don't have to have a perfect body I like short, tall, a little big or real small, all women are beautiful to Somebody Please no "dependants", couch potatoes, or cyber-"love". I don't necessarily expect to find my "soul-mate" on Here but I don't mind making friends ether, and if I do that is great! "Take care, be careful in your search. (TITLED: “DO I EVEN HAVE A “SOULMATE?”)

(gag)

From: "mccoy,b.m." <bmmccoy@neo.rr.com>
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 1999 21:43:52 -0500
To: <aimee>
Subject: From "Bryan"

<snipped useless info here>

Yes I am a "30 something "geek" that lives at home with "mommy", "playing" on the computer.

<snipped even more useless info here>

(Ahhh...now we understand a little more)

From: "mccoy,b.m." <bmmccoy@neo.rr.com>
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 04:53:13 -0500
To: <aimee>
Subject: NOT REAL SMART.......DU (Du? Perhaps he means duh? I'm sure he makes the noise often enough)

Now, let it be known. After you read through you're chat Archive.... You will never know I attempted to try to be nice and friends To you poor little fat red head (odd..I was cute and his type yesterday I must have gained weight overnight?) .... And no I wont be friends with you Now I have enough REAL friends... (that's funny...the first 2 mails seem to be BEGGING for my friendship, no? I don't recall ever once asking to be his friend...maybe he got that impression when I kept kicking him out of the chat room?) and I will let you go on just Messing with all though little mental midgets that you toy with and Keep away any real nice and smart MEN (smart? Is he KIDDING?) that can handle just being Friends I should have seen it when I seen your fake life and you're little "Boy friend" (Jeff is 6'4", although it's true he doesn't weigh as much as Bryan) ...if you think you and you're AOL geeks (my AOL geeks?) can even think Of pushing me...well you should have got to know me better...you Much rather have had me as friend (no chance who can trust Somebody like you) ( I don't know..but he certainly did trust me enough to send all of his personal info to me) I should have followed my gut.. (which gut was that? The gut instinct to obsess over me or the one to act like a moron when you didn't get what you wanted?) but I still try to Give people the benefit of the doubt.... (I don't remember asking for it) You have no clue...so now you Have a clean slate because I feel sorry for you and I know what it is Like. (?) What you do with it is up to you...I just hope you are not as Stupid as I have seen so far...grow up! (Earlier I was funny and smart..remember?) Maybe this will teach you, that you don’t always know who you are Trying to mess with... if you would levee those freak/geeks alone and Try to pay attention to the real people...(real people like Bryan who are truly amusing) you might not be so busy Always trying to defend you're self and worrying so much about spelling anybody can use spell check...(anyone that is...except Bryan) Now run along and go play with you're little friends and levee the rest Of the Internet to us grown-up's (Grown up who still lives with his mommy and throws a cute little tantrum when someone doesn't want to be his friend...awwwww)

GOD Bless, Love (God would be so proud to be included in this....)

Always you're one and true friend (sounds like a smart ass I know, too Bad I am still not a kid and can play with this thing it is kind of fun) (I'm sorry..can we get a translator?)

Sincerely Bry. LOL...

(gag)

From: "mccoy,b.m." <bmmccoy@neo.rr.com>
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 05:23:55 -0500
To: <aimee>
Subject:  

I will show you how to really jam a site and mailboxes with like 10 web Master’s with cable modems.... (Oh god...no, not WEBMASTERS WITH CABLE! Nooooooooo!) Now dip shit.... Bring everything you're Little fat-ass! (little fat ass? Remember when I was hot & cute?) Can bring.... And all you're friends and family because they Wont be when we get done with you and them...(Is he threatening my family, too? He must be with the Webmaster Mafia...) we (the Mafia?) could use Somebody like you to fuck with (that started and really deserves it) (STARTED? Pardon me, I believe someone is confused.) just In our past time if you could Read instead of just playing with your spell check what a waste of time To us that have to get shit done (he has stuff to get done..even though he had plenty of time to "hang around my site for a week", stay up all night sending me tons of emails, and hang out in my chat room) ...now go play! And do not forget to BRING IT ON...BABY (no problem) I was willing to drop it.... But we will see whom Seeks mental help... (I think it's obvious who needs mental help) if you insist with you're childish games.... (someone hold me..I'm frightened)