| M3MMMG: |
hey there.....went to your page......what a hottie! I'm a well endowed 23/m in Houston w/ cam.....interested in Netmeeting or trading some "naughty pics?" |
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| HeyAimee: |
Are you completely stupid? |
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| M3MMMG: |
why is that? |
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| HeyAimee: |
If you went to my page, I wonder how you managed to miss the biggest part of it. |
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| M3MMMG: |
enrich me.......what did I miss? |
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| HeyAimee: |
I hate loser freaks who use the net to try to get naked. Don't bother me with your idiocy. |
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| M3MMMG: |
mmmmmmk. |
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| M3MMMG: |
sorry to bug ya then |
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| HeyAimee: |
It's called Freak of the Week....welcome to it. |
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| M3MMMG: |
Oh...... |
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| M3MMMG: |
I'm sure that the embarrasment will be universal.........My life will be a complete embarrasment |
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| HeyAimee: |
It already seems to be, it's 'embarrassment' by the way. |
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| M3MMMG: |
yeah......I'm sure your "site" is one of the most visited sites in Cyberspace |
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| M3MMMG: |
hope my parents don't see it |
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| HeyAimee: |
Wow, you really are a genius. I get 4000 hits a day..I think that's enough. You'll get mail...you'll dig it. |
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| HeyAimee: |
maybe you can get naked for some of the people who write. |
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| HeyAimee: |
won't that just make your day, sparky? |
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| M3MMMG: |
Geez, your reputation proceeds you |
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| HeyAimee: |
you are brilliant...keep annoying me, I enjoy it |
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| HeyAimee: |
Sort of makes me think I'm saving some other woman from having to read your BS. |
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| M3MMMG: |
I said I was sorry.......I just happened not to read into every ICON you had on your page |
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| HeyAimee: |
the smart thing to do would be to go away...but no, you have to keep going....it's OK, I realize you're unable to form logical thoughts |
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| M3MMMG: |
I see......all of this......for one simple question......you coulda just said.......read the page....then if I still inquired said I was an idiot....... |
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| M3MMMG: |
lets face it.......your no "supermodel" (note: scroll up, I used to be a 'hottie') |
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| M3MMMG: |
I thought you were cute.......and made an attempt to talk to you....... |
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| M3MMMG: |
......so for that I'm sorry |
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| HeyAimee: |
Let's face it, the word is 'you're' ...next, I never claimed to be a model...you approached me because you are an idiot who for some reason thinks if a woman is on the net she wants to see you naked or is dying to rip her clothes off for you personally. |
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| HeyAimee: |
Here's some advice....if you don't see a sign for a credit card, then you probably aren't going to see her naked and unless you are a god among men, she doesn't want to see you, either. |
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| M3MMMG: |
any advice for me on life? |
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| M3MMMG: |
I'm dying to hear "the secret of life" in your eyes. |
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| HeyAimee: |
Maybe if you tore yourself away from your computer every once in a while and stopped jerking off over your sticky keyboard..you might be able to find a real live girl |
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| M3MMMG: |
oh really? |
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| HeyAimee: |
but I can't really be sure about that..you might be unable to manage it |
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| M3MMMG: |
can I send you a grated pic of me? |
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| HeyAimee: |
It really doesn't matter what you look like...women generally don't get turned on by idiots. |
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| M3MMMG: |
can I send or not? |
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| HeyAimee: |
however, if you'd really like a pic posted beside your freak feature, I'll be glad to post it...altered of course |
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| M3MMMG: |
please do |
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| M3MMMG: |
he he |
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| M3MMMG: |
=) |
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| M3MMMG: |
rate me...........on "looks alone".......not the sheer fact........that I am indeed a moron. |
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| HeyAimee: |
Here's the thing...I have this conversation to rate you by and you might think that women care how you look....but the fact is, once we think you're a moron, you remain that forever in our minds, no matter how good you think you look. Women generally aren't the ones buying the smut magazines to look at hot men, are they? No...we like intelligent men with a grasp of reality...not losers who spend hours searching the AOL member directory for keywords 'cam' and 'female', and then announcing to some complete stranger that seeing you spank it is the most fun she'll ever have because you are so 'well endowed'. |
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| M3MMMG: |
I'm outta here..........but please send me the link once I in fact become......the Freak of the Week......or whatever it is you called me |
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OK...he wanted me to rate him on looks alone which makes me think that he actually believes he is
really a hot guy. I was expecting Brad Pitt and that I would have to do mean things to the pic to
make him look ugly...instead, I got Don Knotts with a Gilligan hat. On a scale of 1 to 10; I
subtract 2 points for the Gilligan hat, 2 points for the shirt unbuttoned way too far to display a
concave, bird-like chest, and 1 point for that 'duh' expression on his face (probably taken right
after he drank 2 beers at the frat party). So, I'm rating him a 5. Now, I realize that I am
biased because of my conversation with him, so I asked some friends what they thought. 3 out of 4
asked declared him 'gay'. With that in mind, I asked one of my gay male friends what he thought
and he felt Matt was very 'cute' and wondered if he lived in town. So...Matt, if you're ever here...
I can hook you up, studboy.