Freak of the Week #15 -- Phyllis
11/16/1999

(I know it's late, I have the flu...send Nyquil)
Happy pre-Thanksgiving

From: Phyllis (deleted) <(deleted)@worldnet.att.net>
Date: Tuesday, October 12, 1999 3:30 PM
To: <aimee>
Subject: sweet looking young lady

aimee, i truelly hope to catch you on your cam one day or night as the case probably is. You are a very pretty lady and have a VERY nice body. would be ineterested seeing you in stockings showing lots of leg and more so, cleavage. You have very wholesome looking breasts and would thoroughly enjoy seeing more - really wish I could visit them awhile. Oh well, don't mean to sound so perverted, but babe your bod has that effect on this old fart. married 47, 6'2" in arkansas, w/nineplushalf sorry if I have offended - was not my intent. It is my intent to pay homage to a very beautiful young lady. :-)

From: <aimee>
To: Phyllis (deleted) <(deleted)@worldnet.att.net>

Dear Phyllis,

Thanks so much for the mail. It's always nice to hear from married men 20 years older than me who use their wife's email account and feel that writing dirty things to strangers is somehow complimentary. It's amazing to me that you somehow missed the freak section of my page, but perhaps you were so busy sneaking around and trying to make sure the wife didn't catch you that you didn't have time to explore the site fully. Here's a thought for you.... who will read this when I reply?

While I appreciate your compliments, my breasts do not have visitation hours and I do not perform live leg shows. Any cleavage that is seen on my site is indicative of how I normally dress and is not meant to inspire married men to send in their penis measurements. I don't care how big your penis is. Why on earth would you even write that? Is every man from Arkansas completely driven by their hormones? You are old enough to be my father, so I have to wonder how you would take it if someone wrote your daughter this same email. Would you consider it an homage to her?

There are millions of websites that offer what you are after and they do so quite blatantly. You don't have to guess, it's not a secret, and your type of 'homage' and requests will be more than appreciated as long as you pay your monthly fees. Get out your Visa, Phyllis, it's everywhere you want to be.

Not Quite as Sweet as You Thought,

Aimee

* Note: I deleted the last name and email address because this woman doesn't deserve to suffer for her husband's stupidity. (She's married to him... I believe that is more than enough punishment for anyone) He actually wrote me soon after the first email of how he was 'almost busted' and requested that I direct any correspondence with him to another email address. Freaks...gotta love 'em.
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