Freak of the Week #14 -- Eddie
10/26/1999

(insert apology for lack of punctuality here) Happy Halloween Freakies.

From: ToniEddie <ToniEddie@aol.com>
Date: Tuesday, October 12, 1999 2:31 AM
To: <aimee>
Subject: hi

Good Evening... I was intrigued by your profile...My name is Eddie, a 33 year old adventerous male seeking confident female for online expression of eroticisim... I have a cam hooked upp live now... wanna have some fun? Care to play "Photo Direcotr"?

Eddie

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From: <aimee>
To: ToniEddoe <ToniEddie@aol.com>

Dear Eddie,

Where exactly in my intriguing profile does it say that I want to experience an 'online expression of eroticism'? I think you are very confused...do you just send out these little notes to every female online and sit back giggling as you wait for responses? Is it possible that you really do think you are interesting and brave because you offer to jerk off for strangers? Do you somehow think that you are going to have a huge audience clamoring to see you act like an idiot on cam when the wife is away? How is the wife, by the way? Give her my sympathies.

Next time you're trolling for some help masturbating, at least try to use the spell check feature. You know, it's built right into your AOL mail, moron. Also, if you can't spell eroticism, than I doubt you truly understand what it is. I can tell you now, honestly, that my idea of an erotic experience does not include watching an illiterate social misfit wave his penis in front of his quickcam a few times and call it an adventure. Thanks for the laugh.

Love always,

Aimee
(it's not just a bitch, it's an adventure)
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