Freak of the Week #12 -- Stan
09/22/1999

This week, I have been truly blessed. Not only is this this freak mentally inept, but he also sent a nice picture to go along with his whining. Wasn't that sweet of him? So, I thought I'd share, just because I live to entertain. Of course, I've also added helpful notes.

From: Stan (last name deleted) <jerriko@bc.sympatico.ca>
Date: Tuesday, September 21, 1999 5:21 AM
To: <aimee>
Subject: site review

Hey! I don't need porn to make a girl cam site interesting, but, give us a break!!!! How many head shots can anyone look at?!?!?!!!...........Even the BACK of your head would make an interesting change!! Bookmark this site????!!! I don' THINK so!!!

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Stan's pic- resized with helpful notations
From: <aimee>
To: Stan (last name deleted) <jerriko@bc.sympatico.ca>
Subject: Re: site review

Oh Stan,

How sad for you. Did you really mean to include a picture of you and your girlfriend like that? I'm not sure WHY you would send me a 243k file for any reason..especially accompanying such a whiny, over-punctuated piece of annoyance but I hope I made good use of it. I'm also not sure exactly where you got the notion that I wanted you to bookmark my site, but I can assure you that somehow I will live through the pain of your absence. Once again I am faced with someone so self centered that he feels the need to invade my choices for personal expression with his own negative commentary. I have to wonder...do you go to people's houses and complain to them if you don't like the paint color? Do you stop people on the street and tell them to change clothes because they aren't 'interesting' enough for you? This might come as a shock, but this is a PERSONAL WEB SITE. PERSONAL...MINE....NOT YOURS. If you do not like it, the joy is that you can easily leave and not EVER come back. See how that works, Stan? Am I getting too technical for you? Let the dog read it...maybe she can explain it to you later. My cams have been with me at the beach, on radio shows, at the vet, in my den, in my backyard, in the kitchen, on television shows, at my friend's houses and plenty of other places. The fact that you haven't managed to see anything beyond my head, is your problem, not mine.

Did you think you were accomplishing something by writing me insulting mail? Did you think it would inspire me to start tap dancing on cam so that I could entertain morons like you who can't appreciate a personal site for what it is or at least have the intelligence to just leave without mucking up a mailbox with your childish comments? Do you use your brain for anything beyond planning your next big date with Fluffy there? Let me lay it all out for you, so that it's perfectly clear: If you go to a site and enter your credit card #, then you are justified in complaining if you feel you aren't getting your money's worth. However, you do not pay me, you have never even talked to me, therefore you do not get the luxury of telling me what to do. If I decide to dedicate my cam to the fascinating world of my big toe..it's my choice... DEAL WITH IT.

My apologies to the dog & my undying affection forever,

Aimee
the unbookmarked
(and loving it)
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