Freak of the Week #11 -- AOL Perverts (Various)
09/13/1999

This week, some random freak snippets. I'm using another server for this freak page so that I may honor some of
my favorite AOL pervs and jerks, too. I generally don't bother to respond to these, but I hope that they provide
interesting reading and prove once more, that some people REALLY NEED therapy and/or a subscription to a nudie
magazine in their lives.
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From: <TNSexymale>
Date: Friday, September 03, 1999 1:50 PM
To: <aimee>
Subject: Hey
Hey do something for me the next time you come on your cam...
That would be please comb your hair , thank you ,,Bye bye
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From: <aimee>
Date: Friday, September 03, 1999 4:17 PM
To: <TNSexymale>
Subject: Re: Hey
This is TNSexymale's profile on AOL:
Member Name: Let me Refresh you with a KISS!!
Location: Chattanooga,Tennessee
Birthdate: 08/10/70
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Not Attached!! To Much Fun ??
Hobbies: Workin out, Racing, Most Of All Having Lots Of Fun With The Female's,
Computers: A Special One For Ya'll Ladies!!!!
Occupation: Busniess Owner, Sex Aholic, Ladies Ya'lls Pic Gets Mine!!
Personal Quote: HELLO,,,,,LOVE YA<<
Anyone with a stupid profile like yours..who can't spell 'too',
'business', 'females' and actually uses the word 'ya'lls' doesn't get to
make requests.
Uncombed but still yours forever,
Aimee
President
Redneck Sexaholics Anonymous
*NOTE TNSEXYMALE got a little upset when I put this in my own profile
on AOL: "If you like illiterate losers, please send a message to
TNSexyMale if he's not busy doing something kinky to farm animals, he'll
get back to you" He apologized by calling me 'you sexy thang' and then
threatened to tell on me. I secretly love him and hope to move to TN so
I can join him in the Sex Aholic busniess.
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From: <Satdish55>
Date: Sunday, September 05, 1999 7:37 PM
To: <aimee>
Subject: you
is this allthere is?
(yes it is)
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From: <damewood>
Date: Sunday, September 05, 1999 2:29 PM
To: <aimee>
Subject: hairy back?
I have a hairy back... would you shave it?
(only if I can use a chain saw)
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From: <Pongordon>
Date: Saturday, September 04, 1999 4:53 PM
To: <aimee>
Subject: hi
hi im watching, would love to see more
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From: <Pongordon>
Date: Saturday, September 04, 1999 4:59 PM
To: <aimee>
Subject: hi
please do something
(some people don't get the whole "I'm not live and on cam, right now" concept)
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From: <Tbrooks860>
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 1999 13:36:00 EDT
To: <aimee>
Subject: hey
Hey Amy i am watching your cam now. U are a beautiful girl. I am at work
bored, why dont u do me a favor and flash me wiht those fine tits.
(u r out o luck...and it's AIMEE, idiot)
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From: "Steven" <steven1960>
Date: Wed, 26 Jun 1996 19:04:28 -0500
To: <aimee>
Subject: Hi aimee
Dear Aimee,
My friend thinks you want it. I Say you are just good ol girl trying to make
a living.
What is you story?
Steven
PS If you do want it. I've got it.
(If I'm making a living off of an AOL page, then it's news to me. I must want it instead..whatever "it" would be, can you mail it to me?)
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From: <MRBoloney>
Date: Sat, 17 Jul 1999 16:30:36 -0400 (EDT)
To: <aimee>
Subject: same thing all the times
each time i look same thing just your face you sould walk naked in the
house what is more beautiful than a woman naked put a better camera whit
a whider zoom
(What is more beautiful than a woman naked? A day without some idiot telling me I SHOULD be naked.)
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From: <Imhotep>
Date: Friday, September 10, 1999 4:38 AM
To: <aimee>
Subject:
hello you look grat would you take your top off
(grat, another topless request)
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From: <CIARAMROD>
Date: Sat, 19 Jun 1999 19:08:29 EDT
To: <aimee>
Subject:
Come on Aimee, lets see your rack.
(was going to send a pic of my spice rack, cd rack, luggage rack, bike rack, etc. but I'm just too freaking lazy)
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From: <GIRLWGRIT>
Date: Tue, 4 May 1999 17:53:22 EDT
To: <aimee>
Subject: nudes
are you uninhibited or very proper?
(do you ever get the feeling that there are a lot of AOLers who are desperate to see naked people?)
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On a side note, before I get 3 million emails from AOL people telling me that they are NOT pervs....
I realize that only a small percentage of AOL users are mentally challenged, unfortunately, most of
them find my web page and write me. I have met MANY interesting people on AOL and I do enjoy talking
to the majority of people I meet through the service.
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