Freak of the Week #1 -- LoneWolf
04/27/1999
The inaugural Freak of the Week goes to "LoneWolf", who took the time to write the following letter.
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From: "Lonewolf4"
Date: Mon, 26 Apr 1999 12:42:48 -0700
To: <aimee>
Subject: hi there
You look like a horny lady! Do you ever get naked on cam...I would
like to
see...
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Dear Lonewolf,
I am so glad you noticed! I went out and bought Cover Girl's new
'Horny Lady Pink' lipstick and the coordinating 'Sleazy Slut Blue'
eyeshadow and it looks like it paid off! I've always wanted my
face to appear horny on cam and it looks like I've finally managed.
As far as getting naked on cam...I can see that you clearly knew that
no matter what I plainly stated on my page about getting naked that I
was just kidding. Of course I get naked constantly on cam, and would
just love for you and you alone to watch because that is what I live
for. In fact, why don't you just come on over and I'll get naked for
you in person? I'll get out my sequined thong and dance around for you,
just like in those strip bars that I secretly work in when I'm not out
being a prostitute or making porn movies (you know that all women with
web cameras do at least one of these things...I'm so horny I do all
three.)
Waiting Anxiously for your Reply,
Aimee
*note* (because I know Lonewolf probably won't get the point)
see: sarcasm
see: get a clue, idiot.
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